what i’m looking for in a boyfriend:
- obvious left boob fetish
- chris evans. i’m looking for chris evans
oh i think i will animals
bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on
As a Barista, this makes me very happy.
I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.
i’m so excited for hoenn round 2!!
commissions are open
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time