reawaken ur inner viper
hi i'm dexter and i rly, rly like music. and no i am not in the dexter fandom that is not where the nickname came from pls stop assuming this.
starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

smart-sherman:

rei ryugazaki more like bae ryugazaki

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cheetahwomen:

when ur friends start shit with u

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mmolio:

funkocide:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

My hair has become a new nest

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

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hi:

ianbrooks:

Blastoise in Cheese

art

natalaze:

a nice way to spend my saturday

thisisbodypos:

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

so the neckline of my shirt is really low and i kept tryna fix it so my friend don’t see my titty, but i give up. 

be free, titty. be free.

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